Stormy Thursday: Wild Weather on the Path

Portscathow to Portloe, 9.3 miles; 18 miles so far, Thursday, June 13, 2024

We all survived the toughest day of walking any of us can remember: intermittently driving rain, much of it horizontal, and strong wind, with gusts around 50 miles an hour. Here, as an appetizer, a couple of videos courtesy of Sue.

We got a late start: the Plume of Feathers starts breakfast at 8:30, and it took us a while to ingest the piles of food brought to the table. They mercifully offer a “mini” breakfast, a variation on the “Full Cornish.” The mini “only” has an egg, a rasher of bacon, a sausage, something called Cornish Pudding, which turns out to be sausage made from the hog instead of the sow (who knew there was a difference?), grilled veggies, hash browns, and a huge slab of excellent sourdough toast. The full breakfast doubles that.

When we went to check out, the young woman behind the counter said that the boss had left her a note: “Take good care of the Yanks; they’re great!’

There was wind and light rain as we left the village.

The early part of the walk rolled along above a series of beaches that were being pounded with surf today, and then up onto some low cliffs.

This is Porthbean Beach, with Portscatho in the distance.

Even in this weather, a couple of the beach cafes remained open…with no customers.

We were wet but the wind wasn’t too bad, and the walking easy. As we walked, the views onto Nare Head, our first major goal for the day, began to open up.

Two large hotels came into sight. The first, the Beach Hotel, is abandoned. Once we passed it, the wind began to get considerably stronger. We had initially thought that we would stop for some refreshment–and shelter!–at the next one, the very posh Nare Hotel, but we were afraid that the weather would get even worse throughout the day, so we pushed on.

It was clear that we would need to climb a high ridge, descend into a combe, and then climb steeply before we reached Nare Head; luckily, some hedgerows gave us some shelter from the wind as we ascended toward the first ridge.

A lot of love goes into the making and maintenance of so long a trail.

Here is the path up to Nare Head from the combe.

By the time we rose out of the denser vegetation and onto the field that led to the head, the wind was blowing us all over and sometimes off the path.

Here’s what the crew looked like on the final climb up to the head!

David and Gary went out to the very tip of Nare Head to have a look while the rest of us started down. We were glad to begin the descent since we were in the lee of the summit ridge.

This was beautiful country, even in the wind and the rain. The path runs through an incredible stand of foxglove.

As we descended, the next cliff, Blouth Point came into view.

This was an unusually tough climb–and a remarkable piece of trail making. The trail first descended into a gorgeous combe.

It then rose over a hillock, and descended into a second combe before rising, often steeply, through a dense fern forest. The climb up was steep, only the second time in our 250 miles on the path that we encountered switchbacks.

From the top of Blouth Point the path descends all the way to the rocks at the shore before climbing, less steeply, through the National Trust holding called Broom Parc. Much of this was sheltered walking through thick stands of gorse, but as Patti and David crested the cliff, Patti was afraid she was going to be blown down. The wind was fierce and unrelenting. As the rest of us came up to them, a stile stood in our way, and both Gary and I thought we were going to be blown down from the top of the stile.

We made a good decision to avoid the next cliff, Manare Point. The wind would simply have been too dangerous on an open headland. We headed away from the shore and across a series of fields; sheltered from the worst of the wind, we descended gradually until our next port of call, Portloe, came into view.

We walked into the Lugger Hotel and immediately made the reception area into a lake. Seven hours later, we’re still working on getting our gear dry for tomorrow’s walk.

It had been a challenging, strenuous, but ultimately rewarding day, the kind that lives long in memory. Speaking only for myself, I’d say it was one of the great, exhilarating walks: experiencing nature at its seasonal fiercest and most alien.

We lazed around our very comfortable hotel in the afternoon; David and I switched from beer to whisky in tribute to the conditions. Dinner was excellent, with local mussels, sea bass, and lamb. And even a nice Rheinhessen Riesling Trocken!

Walking and then Swimming to Mevagissey

Portloe and Mevagissey, 13.2 miles; 31.2 so far, Friday, June 14, 2024

We started what would be a very long day with a very early, but excellent breakfast at the Lugger Hotel. Here’s the team smiling like they didn’t know what they were in for.

We were soon underway, rising onto the cliff that hems in Portloe from the east.

The first three miles of today’s walk were pretty tough. Rather than rise all the way up onto the cliff, the trail presented us with a seemingly endless series of sharp ascents and twisting, rocky descents.

The sea was, as always, spectacular.

The headland on the far right is called Dodman’s Point; it was our first goal, lying a bit more than halfway along our walk. We didn’t know it, but it would become our reference point for most of the rest of the walk, visible from very fr to the north.

Near the end of the roller coaster, the twin villages of East and West Portland come into view.

We chatted with a nice fellow out walking his dog; he assured us that the path smoothed out from here on in, but “of course it still goes up and down.”

And sure enough, we soon found ourselves indulging in some rather pleasant walking.

As we emerged from the woods, Caerhays Castle came into view.

Not really a castle, as it turns out, but rather a castellated country house built for the Trevallion family by the famous Regency architect John Nash (Marble Arch; Regent Street; Buckingham Palace) from 1807-1810. The castle overlooks Porthluney Cove and its beach; a nice beach cafe gave us a chance for a cup of tea after our morning’s walk.

The path then led, pleasantly, through a series of fields and pastures.

Then came our cow trouble. A big herd was blocking the path. Patti took a high road, and one cow took a liking to her and trotted along behind…putting a little pop in Patti’s step. We decided the low road was better, although a large number of young steers kept an eye on us. Viv, Iggy, Nathaniel, Alex, grandma wants you to know that she led the way through the cows!

This is a view back at the country through which we had just passed.

We had a good bit of cliff walking before we reached Dolman’s Point: three big cliffs, each one bounded by wooded stream valleys. Which meant climbing the cliff and descending into the combes. The biggest of these was Greeb Point, visible below.

Patti was just happy to crest another cliff!

Not far below our friendly cows we passed above Hemick Beach.

The path above the beach leading to the right brings the walker to Dodman Point. It was 2:30, and there was some difference of opinion as to how far from Megavissey we actually were. We decided to follow the path straight up the field, cutting off the walk to Dodman Point and saving about a mile. After some field walking, we found ourselves on a small paved road passing just above the Coast Path and heading straight for the lovely village of Gorran Haven.

We entered Gorran Haven along the incredibly steep street called Foxhole Lane. At the bottom we had a choice of ice cream joints.

Clotted cream with fudge chunks was pretty good!

Just as we reached the highest point in Gorran Haven, the skies opened again. We were climbing through fields above Great Perhaver Beach, and at first the rain wasn’t a problem. But as we approached Pabyer Point, the wind suddenly began howling, the temperature dropped precipitously, and the horizontal rain turned to horizontal hail. Gary was actually blown down. We went as fast as we could around the point, hoping to get in the lee. And just as we did the wind and rain let up. Here’s Sue trying to hold her hat on!

We passed three lovely houses on Chapel Point.

From there we made our fairly easy way into Portmellon, a suburb of Mevagissey, across more fields and farm roads. With Portmellon Harbor behind us, we ascended steeply on narrow streets. At the crest, a lovely couple we had chatted with on the path saw us and stopped, reminding us to descend into Megavissey via a narrow park that plunges down the hill. It avoids at least some of a narrow, dangerous road.

Mevagissey is a lovely place. Yes, there are signs of mass tourism here and there, but it remains essentially a Cornish fishing village.

We were staying at The Wheelhouse on the harbor, which offers rooms next to a restaurant. The rooms were tiny, and our gear was soaked again, but we all managed to dry everything out. And all the rooms had beautiful views out onto the harbor and beyond that to the sea.

After the discussions of how long it would take us to get to Megavissey, we had placed a bet. David and Patti were pessimistic, Sue, Gary, and I optimistic. I had said 4:30, Gary 4:45…and Gary won by one minute. But David had lost–badly–and had to buy drinks. We repaired to the extremely atmospheric Fountain Inn, one of the oldest pubs on this part of the coast.

The low ceilings were something of a hazard, but the beer and wine and a bit of whisky were terrific.

We had an excellent dinner, with more sea bass and some great seafood chowder at a place called the Sharkfin, right on the harbor.

The night was interesting. We had all cranked up our radiators, trying to dry shoes, socks, packs, you name it. So in order to sleep, we had to have the windows pretty wide open. Which meant that we were awakened repeatedly by the many gulls that inhabit Megavissey harbor. No one would call the sea gull’s cry a serenade!

Death by Cliff

Mevagissey to Charlestown, 9.9 miles, 41.1 so far, June 15, 2024

Mevagissey was pretty much shut down in the early morning; we fetched coffee, pastys, and pastries from a little standup bakery and ate them in the drizzle by the harbor. Much better than it sounds! And we finally found a cash machine that accepted furrin’ cards.

After a little trouble finding the way out of town, we rose steeply on quaint streets until we found a (long) series of stairs taking us up onto a cliff.

The miles to the next village, Pentawen, were only moderately difficult: good paths that nonetheless went up and down some pretty large cliffs. Here is a view back to Mevagissey and Portmellon.

Here, too, we made some bovine acquaintances.

We reached what must once have been a lovely little village, Pentawen, but it has been disfigured with an enormous holiday caravan park. We walked alongside the caravans for quite a while, and then made our way through the village itself.

As we rose out of Pentawen onto the first cliff to the east, the fun really started. The views opened all the way to Black Head at the end of this great bay.

This is what the next few miles looked like…and they are the toughest miles we have done yet.

The cliffs you see here aren’t the highest we’ve climbed, but they are some of the narrowest, which means that you have a steep climb up with almost no cliff walking on top, followed by an equally steep descent. It looks something like this:

And this.

Not to say we weren’t having fun.

Or that the landscape wasn’t gorgeous: it was.

The combes that flowed down to the sea between the cliffs were exceptionally beautiful.

But there were five big cliffs between Pentawen and Black Head, the furthest point to the right in the image below.

By the time we reached Black Head, even the fittest among us had had a lot of energy sapped. The views back west were inspiring, though.

The path turned north at a monument to the Cornish poet and historian A.L. Rowse.

As we turned north, we entered the Ropehaven Nature Reserve, with some beautiful walking through dense woodland above the sea. At the end of the reserve, David, ahead of the group as always, followed a path that plunged steeply down toward the water before climbing just as steeply up the hill.

The rest of us missed that particular bundle of thrills as we ascended gradually to a road that we followed for a mile or so. It was horribly narrow–Sue almost had her toes taken off by a passing van.

The path isn’t terribly well marked hereabouts, and we were forced to make a series of guesses as we walked alongside and then across large fields…hoping that the farmer didn’t have a shotgun.

In the far distance you see the large town of St. Austell, and down by the water its suburb Charlestown, our goal for the day.

Charlestown began to seem tantalizingly close to walkers with aching legs.

But the path threw up its usual assortment of diversions. We walked steeply down to Porthpean Beach, seen here in its little cove.

At the end of the seawall to the right are a long series of steps leading up and over yet another cliff. Atop the cliff we found a very long traverse of the headland that lies between Porthpean and Charlestown. There were lovely views, though, of the path we had just walked from Black Head.

And there was some comic relief as well.

The owners called these guys wire haired dachshunds. News to us.

A steep descent brought us to the harbor in Charlestown.

And then to our lodging, the Rashleigh Arms.

We were famished after our exertions, and sat down for a bite right away, joined soon by Patti and David and a bit later by Gary and Cindy. The Rashleigh Arms had recently been named “Best Pub in the UK,” and, while it was OK, it would have come third in the “Best Pub on our Walk” competition.

We had seen a bent-over older gent bussing tables; when he picked up our dishes, I asked him about a peculiar pyramid overlooking St. Austell. He told us it was sand extruded from the drying process as they made china clay…and he told us a very great deal more! He sat down at our table, ordered himself an ale, and began to regale us with stories of his life in the merchant marine, his success as a “semi-professional” singer, dancer, choreographer, and producer, and his love for Cornwall. Peter was an amiable, eccentric, and above all lonely old guy who was tolerated with varying degrees of empathy by the pub staff.

Sue and I made our excuses after 20 minutes of Peter’s monologue and saw our room for the first time. It was in a building just down the hill toward the harbor, and it was lovely, with an old fashioned four poster bed and a lovely view of the length of the harbor.

Dinner was good; a highlight was a steak, beef shin, and ale pie. The service, though, was glacial even for Cornwall. Our young, charming, and highly naive server (“are strawberries white inside in America?”) admitted that the pub had lost half its staff.

What a challenging, rewarding, and beautiful day!

LSD (Long Slow Distance)

Charlestown to Fowey, 12.9 miles, 54 miles so far, Sunday, June 16, 2024

Breakfast service at the Rashleigh Arms was almost as slow as dinner service, but the food was decent.

We were soon climbing out of the harbor; as we crested the hill, we found ourselves walking along a golf course.

The weather was changeable: we found ourselves putting on and taking off our rain gear more than we would have liked.

Just past the golf course lies an enormous china clay plant; and here we see the contradictions of capitalism. I somehow doubt that the golfers work at the factory.

We had a long, flat road walk through the town of Par and around the enormous factory complex.

We finally entered some pleasant woods and a nature preserve along the shore. Par Sands seemed a nice beach, and we stopped at the beach cafe for a cup of tea.

Once past the beach, the path rose gently onto the long peninsula that would take us to Gibben Point. This is the point from early in the walk.

After some easy cliff walking, the path led us down sharply into the little village of Polkerris: little more than some beach amenities and a few houses.

We had a light bite at Sam’s on the Beach (sardines, fish soup, pizza) and watched two young men try to learn how to ride motorized foils (‘flying surfboards’ that allow the rider to ride above the waves).

The path led up sharply from the village.

But we were soon striding along above the sea again, with magnificent views back over the stages we had just walked. Here is a panorama of the great bay that reaches all the way back to Dodman’s Point.

The 1832 seaman’s beacon on Gribben Head soon came into view.

It was painted with these bold red stripes to distinguish Gribben Head from St. Anthony’s (our first day of hiking) and Dodman’s.

David, as we learned later, found a trail that went to the end of the head; the rest of us stayed on the Coast Path which led, at first, down broad lawns toward Fowey.

By this point we had walked more than nine miles; easy, rolling miles, but still a long day. So the last three into Fowey seemed very long. This is the view ahead from below the beacon.

We were finally approaching Fowey when someone told us we “had” to see Catherine’s Castle, a fortification built in the time of Henry VIII to guard this important harbor. Here is the castle and a modern gatekeeper.

There were good views of Fowey from the castle.

And across the harbor lies the village of Polruan, where we will pick up the Coast Path tomorrow after a short ferry ride.

We had seen some really lovely towns and villages–Falmouth, Portscathow, Mevagissey–but Fowey really stands out for its site and the beauty of its architecture.

The shops enticed the women, but we plodded on toward our hotel, The Old Quay House. Which proved to be lovely, with a nice bar and lounge and very comfortable rooms with harbor views.

Dinner was at Sam’s Fowey, which offered a huge array seafood. Sue and I shared a “feast,” with mussels, calamari, shrimp, and sardines. The highlight, though, was Patti’s red mullet in a Thai chili sauce. Exceeded only by the exceptional bread pudding!

Vertigo!

Fowey to Talland Bay, 8.9 miles, 62.9 so far, Monday, June 17, 2024

The day started well, with a good breakfast at the hotel (although the hotel staff needed some computer training; our bills were a mess). The little ferry across the harbor to Polruan is charming.

We were lucky to get aboard: capacity is 11 and we were the last to make it. Once in Polruan we walked up the high street, which is for once aptly named: it leads steeply to the top of the hill.

Once back on the path, the initial mile or so was fairly easy, with some cliff walking and moderate climbs. And we had brilliant weather: bright sun, puffy clouds, great visibility.

But this stage is supposed to be the most strenuous on the east coast of Cornwall and we began to see some challenges ahead as we walked.

The path leads past the gorgeous Lantic Bay and its twinned beaches; at the far end comes the first tough climb, up and over Pencarrow Head.

Along about here we stopped to eat lunch; there are no amenities anywhere on this section. Soon after we all sat down, Gary jumped up and began hopping about with considerable animation. We had chosen the perfect lunch spot on top of an anthill. A change of venue allowed us to eat in peace!

Back on the path…

As soon as we began to descend on the eastern side of the head, we found ourselves in a jungle; the path was overgrown with gorse, tall grass, and not a few thistles and nettles.

The very large church of a very small village soon came into view; we met a Dutch couple carrying a four-month old planning to walk to Polruan over these steep paths. We hope they made it!

This is the view of the next two cliffs, with Lanivet Bay below. The first one–West Coombe–wasn’t too bad, since the trail slabbed along the contours below the top (not easy, with many sharp ups and downs, but not too bad!). The hard work began on the second cliff, East Coombe, where the path leads over 170 steps to the top and 60 more steps coming down.

Here we are on West Coombe.

This is the view back as we climbed along West Coombe.

Welcome to East Coombe, Cindy and Gary!

Here I am starting the next climb, with a mere 120 steps; the descent from East Coombe is behind me.

I realize that I’ve emphasized the challenge of walking this section of the path, which does a disservice to the real reward here, the incredible beauty of one of the wildest sections of coast in Cornwall. We walked through huge slopes of wildflowers as the waves roared below. Both Daphne du Maurier (Rebecca) and Kenneth Graham (The Wind in the Willows) lived nearby, walked this coast, and found inspiration from this massive dose of natural grandeur.

Our legs finally got a bit of relief as the path stayed high for a while after the last climb.

But just where you lose sight of the path in the photo above, the path drops away beneath your feet with a precipitous descent followed by an equally sharp ascent. This is Cindy at the top.

Cindy and I descending.

And Patti and Dave watching us struggle up and down.

We have by now walked more than 300 miles on the Southwest Coast Path, and this is by far the most dangerous section we’ve encountered. There is real explosure just to the right of the path, with drops of several hundred feet; and the path itself is treacherous, with dried grass lying downhill, just waiting to take your feet out from under you. Both David and I took tumbles, luckily at spots further from the edge. Not suited for children…or dogs!

Cindy, Gary, and I took a breather just where you see Patti and David above. We all averred that we felt pretty good, all things considered. Then came the last two miles into Polperro, and that good feeling was shattered. The path struggled along the coast, with endless series of rises and drops.

At long last we rounded a bend and found the charming harbor of Polperro below us.

The four knee-afflicted called it a day…or rather, we called a cab. And Sue and Gary carried on to our hotel, which sits on a bluff above Talland Bay. Cindy, Patti, David, and I had a refreshing beer at a terrific pub on the harbor called the Blue Peter, and then met our cab in the upper village.

A few minutes later we were pulling into the drive of the Talland Bay Hotel, a very eccentric but very comfortable country hotel with fabulous gardens running down toward the water.

Reunited, the party indulged in our second favorite activity after walking.

The owner’s taste can best be described as eclectic.

I would describe the decor as Alice in Wonderland meets Africa.

We did have a very nice evening meal and felt well cared for.

Last day tomorrow, Alas!

Last Leg(s)

Talland Bay, Looe, and Plymouth, 7.5 miles, 70.4 total for the walk. Tuesday June 18, 2024

We went separate ways, briefly, after the typical filling British breakfast. David had injured his leg before the start of the trip, and in typical Gonzo Bradley fashion, he had tried to walk it off…for 70-odd miles. So discretion finally overcame valor, and Patti and David cabbed it to Looe.

The remaining ambulatory patients returned to the path. A very steep grassy path leads from the hotel gardens down to the bay and our oh so familiar trail.

The walk to Looe was pretty short–just over four miles–and exceptionally pleasant. We stopped to chat with a number of walkers, patted their dogs, and cooed at their babies; we were in no hurry!

There were a few sharp climbs, but they were short.

We were in pretty good spirits.

The path rolled along, giving us nice views and remaining kind to our knees.

As we approached Looe, we saw some kayakers far below playing in a rock garden.

Just before reaching Looe we arrived at the village of Hannafore, where we found a wonderful beach cafe and indulged in pastys, chili, pulled pork, and delicious Cornish ice cream.

Looe is divided into two parts by a tidal river that serves as its harbor.

Near the mouth of a river is a peculiar structure they call a banjo pier.

Near the town center, a Victorian bridge joins the two towns.

And once across that bridge, we hopped on a bus bound for Liskeard and a rail connection to Plymouth….and our walk was over!

Or so I thought. It was about a 30 minute walk to our hotel, and Sue, with less than five miles in her legs, wouldn’t think of a public conveyance. So we were treated to the exceptionally unattractive eastern side of Plymouth, little more than a series of parking garages and modern office buildings. There were a few remnants of former times, like the once-grand Duke of Cornwall Hotel.

After a wrong turn or two, we reached our destination, the Moxey Plymouth.

Quant, huh? But it turned out to be just fine: cheap, friendly staff, small but well designed room. We had a drink in the bar, which, in best millennial style, is open 24/7!

We then had the best dinner of the trip at a place called Fletcher’s.

I had found the place because it is listed with Michelin as a “bib gourmand,” good food at fair prices. And the food was far better than merely good: superb duck liver terrine, lamb loin or slow-roasted pork belly, and one of the best desserts in a very long time, a raspberry soufflé with creme anglaise. Wonderful end of hike meal among dear friends and fellow adventurers!

When a man is tired of London…

Plymouth and London, Wednesday, June 19, 2024

The train ride from Plymouth to London passed by in a flash. Sue and I were sitting at a table, with a young couple from Plymouth across from us, a businessman across the aisle from me, and a middle aged woman across the street aisle from the couple. The couple were on their way to Zanzibar for their honeymoon; the businessman was exceptionally amiable; and the woman was an expat who had lived all over Africa. Conversational ranged from travel to the outdoors, the state of Britain to the US elections. All journeys should be so interesting!

The entire Coasters team met up again at Paddington and we headed for our cheapo hotel for the night, the Premier Inn Paddington Basin. The hotel reminded me of flying on Norse Airways; right down to the lack of water (on the plane or in the room), it was absolutely minimalistic. But since we planned to spend almost no time there, it was fine.

We had all grabbed a small bite at Plymouth station, and we were starved. We hopped on the 23 bus, which ran down Edgeware Road, past Marble Arch and Hyde Park Corner on Park Lane, and up Picadilly, where we hopped off in order to dive into Soho. We were about to get a table at one of the first Chinese joints we say, but decided to go a bit further, and hit the jackpot. Viet Food was terrific; we shared spring and summer rolls and each had a tray with a curry or stir fry. Really delicious.

Our West End walk took us to St. Martin in the Fields, along St. Martin’s Lane and on to the Covent Garden Covered Market. We all wanted to hear Evensong; David and Patti wanted a shorter day, and returned to St. Martin’s for a 4 PM service, while the rest of us walked down the Strand and Fleet Street toward St. Paul’s. I got excited when the door to the alleyway that leads to the Temple Church was open. We rushed down, only to miss getting inside by one minute…a replay of our experience with Gary and Cindy many years before when the door of the museum in Colmar, Alsace, closed in our faces as we ran up the steps.

The Temple Church was consecrated in 1185 as the English Headquarters of the Knights Templar; an unusual round church, it contains a remarkable series of effigies of knights…none of which we were able to see.

We were now old pros at Evensong at St. Paul’s, and knew where to sit in order to get a seat in the Quire alongside the choristers. It was a lovely service, though opinions were divided on a modern Magnificat.

During the service I received an alert from our favorite airline informing me that our flight tomorrow was delayed by a mere eight hours. We changed flights on the fly and plunged into the tube for our return to the hotel.

Dinner was at Assaggi, an Italian place in Notting Hill, where the crew was augmented by our friend Andrew D. Good food and good company, and lots of Sardinian wine.

Homeward Bound

London and Princeton, Thursday, June 20, 2024

Our flight change meant that we needed a very early start. We had said our goodbyes the night before, knowing that we would leave the hotel at 6:15. We were at Heathrow before 7, flew through security, and were eating breakfast at the United Club by 7:20. The flight felt short and comfortable; the Tesla’s AC roared as we drove down the Turnpike, with the thermometer measuring 100•; and we returned home to the sound of Mia coming down the stairs to greet us.

It had been a memorable trip. We can only hope that we can repeat it, with our friends, in summer 2025. St. Ives to Bude, anyone?

With the Vikings to Rome

Princeton, Saturday April 27, 2024

So it has been an action-packed spring! We returned from Northern California on Sunday (where we joined in the joyous celebration of Harvey R.’s 75 years), and now, on Saturday evening, we’re heading for JFK.

For complicated reasons, we’re flying the newish budget airline, Norse Atlantic Airways, to Rome; there have been some quirks already (and more to come: our flight departs JFK at 12:30 AM), but where else can. you fly to Italy for $700 return?

As it happens, our most frequent traveling companions both have names that start with B, so maintaining incognitos is a bit of a trick! Let’s just say that we’re delighted to be joining Connie and Vladimir on this adventure to Rome and Sicily!

A very nice driver picked us up at 8 PM; Connie was already aboard. An extremely entrepreneurial Pakistani immigrant (he owns a limousine service with 15 cars and a couple of small businesses), he told us about life in a Muslim family today.

Although Norse has no online check-in, the process turned out to be fast and straightforward. We were soon in a wine bar having an anticipatory glass of Etna Bianco.

Don’t come if you value your personal space…

Rome, Sunday, April 28

Opinions were divided on Norse Air! It does give new meaning to “no frills:” You get nothing, not even coffee in the morning. I had to virtually beg for a cup of water (the first flight attendant told me water was only for passengers who had purchased meals). And Sue found the seats unusually uncomfortable and slept very little. I, on the other hand, genius of sleep that I am, slept for six hours, surely a record on a transatlantic flight.

Fiumicino is an easy airport and we were soon in a taxi rolling into the center of Rome. We were staying in a place we knew from a decade before, “serviced rooms”called Dimori degli Dei (the abode of the gods); the rooms are simple but very comfortable, and the location is unbeatable: 40 yards from the Pantheon. Vladimir had already arrived from Croatia, and the B’s and Sue put their feet up for an hour while I did a quick refresher tour.

My first sight of the Piazza del Rotondo almost sent me scurrying back to the airport. We knew in the abstract that Rome was one of the places that had become “overtouristed,” but until you experience the crowds surging through the square, you can’t really understand the term.

Things get better as you move away from the sites on the greatest hits list. I turned south to get a look at Bernini’s elephant in front of Santa Maria sopra Minerva.

And then to Sant’ Eustachio il Caffé for what is still a great coffee…even if the tiny place was a total mob scene. People were standing three deep at the bar, so you had to wave your receipt in the air, pass it over people’s heads, and wait until one of the baristas put your cup on the counter.

I finished my circumnavigation with a quick dip into Piazza Navona before returning to the hotel to pick up the rest of the tr0upe.

We then recreated the walk I had just done, stopping this time to go into Santa Maria. The church was built by the Dominicans in 1280; as a pure Gothic structure it remains a rarity in Rome. The picture below shows the fine bones of the original church, but also the rather ridiculous nineteenth century reimagining of the Middle Ages, with the garish colors of the ceiling and pillars. Curses on the head of Viollet-le-Duc!

Sue popped into Sant’ Eustachio for her own “welcome to Rome” coffee. We then decided it was time for a welcome to Rome drink as well, so we found a ringside table in Piazza Navona for a spritz (Aperol for the other three, Campari for me). The huge piazza, once the stadium of Domitian, is surely one of the great public spaces anywhere. The central area is dominated by Bernini’s Fountain of the Four Rivers of 1651.

The bearded figure with a punt pole and an elephant beneath him represents the Ganges. The Danube is personified by a figure with his hair tied back, a huge fish beneath him and a horse below. The Rio della Plata (holding his arm up) has a pile of coins beside him, a reference to the riches of the New World. Lastly comes the Nile (veiled), with a lion on the rocks beside a palm tree.

Behind the fountain rises the remarkable facade of Borromini’s Sant’ Agnese in Agone (Agone is a false cognate: it is a reference to the agon or competitions that once took place in the stadium, and not to the saint’s agony).

The interior offers a surprisingly harmonious vision of the Roman baroque.

And the dome isn’t bad either.

Dinner was at the Hosteria Grappolo d’Oro in the Piazza della Cancelleria; we had a wonderful succession of Roman food.

A trio of appetizers: panzanella (a kind of composed salad of tomatoes and bread), a polpetta with beef and salsa verde, and baccalá with artichokes. Connie and I had the kind of carbonara you dream about, while Sue and Vladimir ordered Tonnarelli, a kind of fat spaghetti, with cacio e pepe. Just when we thought we couldn’t eat another bite, they brought our main courses; braised beef cheeks for Sue and me, roast lamb for Vladimir, and more baccalá for Connie. Dessert was a marvelous zabaglione with caramelized nuts. The price of this bounteous prix fixe? 34 Euros! We drank a lovely 2018 Barbaresco Rabat-Bas from the Castello di Verduno.

On the way home, I snapped a few illuminated monuments.